"I wanted to remind people that the division is not only two countries but the world. And visiting the DMZ; the view was spectacular, and a real sightseeing adventure, looking into the past, historically and hopefully looking into the future peacefully".
The DM… Continue

Twenty Five Reasons I Owe My Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I' m going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
'If you fall out… Continue

THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER"
IN HOUSTON, TEXAS

MARCH 5th, 2009

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Last Thursday Night Around Midnight,

A Woman From Houston, Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And

Charged With Manslaughter

For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running

Away With Her Purse.

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The Following Monday Morning,

The Woman Was Called In Front Of The Arraignment Judge,

Sworn In, And Asked To Explain Her Actions.

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The Woman Replied,

"I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop For About 15

Minutes, Waiting Fo… Continue